Discretion is key, my friend. The “If you see my wife, you didn’t see me” hat is for those moments when a quick exit is needed... and plausible deniability is your best defense. This hat is not just a stylish accessory; it’s a survival tool. With its sleek design and adjustable fit, you’ll look good while staying undercover. Perfect for BBQs, golf outings, or any situation where “I wasn’t even there” might come in handy. Grab this hat, keep your cool, and remember—what happens in this hat, stays in this hat.
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
• Structured, six-panel cap
• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
• Hard buckram front panels
• Mesh back
• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
• Plastic adjustable closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
